I went away for the weekend with a couple of friends. On the way to the beach we stopped at a supermarket.

Friend 1 immediately disappeared, presumeably to search for essentials.

Friend 2 peers at the trolley, looks at me: ‘So what else do we need?’

Me: ‘no idea, I’m just pushing the trolley..’

Elderly man holding a trolley behind us, laughs: ‘..so am I..’

Love it!